About THE WIZARD

All Cars BOUGHT... Only GOOD cars SOLD... 
NO CAR is too Rusty, Evil or OLD.
Have U read Little Car Stories?

Certified Dealership

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Best Price Guarantee

Ever since Julius Caesar sold his first second hand chariot, one thing has stayed the same ... Buyer Beware!

24 Month Warranty

Ever since Julius Caesar sold his first second hand chariot, one thing has stayed the same ... Buyer Beware!

Financing Program

Quandoquidem Iulius Caesar primam secundam manum currum vendidit, unum manserit idem ... Caveat Emptor!

Services

Quandoquidem Iulius Caesar primam secundam manum currum vendidit, unum manserit idem ... Caveat Emptor ! ! !

CAR
CHECK

  • we start at the bottom
  • we check to the top
  • we look inside and out
  • and we never stop

from
$119

Insurance cover

  • we insure from the bottom
  • we insure to the top
  • we insure inside and out
  • and we never stop

from
$259

Tire
Change

  • we start from the bottom
  • we fill to the top
  • we check everything
  • so your tyres dont pOp

from
$49

System upgrade

  • we start at the bottom
  • we upgrade to the top
  • we upgrade everything
  • and we never stop

from
$99

Oil
Change

  • we drain the bottom
  • we fill to the top
  • we lookout for everything
  • and we never stop

from
$19

Car
Cleanup

  • we start at the bottom
  • we clean to the top
  • we clean inside and out
  • and we never stop

from
$39

Inventory

Carsaleswizard.COM

BMW 535I Individual
$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Vivid Blue

Land rover Range$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Pearl white

Aston martin  DB9$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Mercedes AMG$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Audi RS7$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Jeep Compass$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

BMW 535I INDIVIDUAL

Mileage12,550 miles
EngineI-4 cyl
TransmissionAutomatic 9-Speed
Fuel
Gasoline
Drive Train
FWD
InteriorVivid Blue
Price$49.999 

Quandoquidem Iulius Caesar primam secundam manum currum vendidit, unum manserit idem ... Caveat Emptor!
Ever since Julius Caesar sold his first second hand chariot, one thing has stayed the same ... Buyer Beware!


  • 4-Cyl 2.4 Liter
  • ABS (4-Wheel)
  • AM/FM Stereo
  • Air Bags (Side): Front & Rear
  • Air Bags: Dual Front
  • Air Bags: F&R Head Curtain
  • Air Bags: Knee
  • Air Conditioning
  • Automatic 9-Spd
  • Auxiliary Audio Input
  • Bi-Xenon Headlamps
  • Bluetooth Wireless
  • Camera: Backup/Rear View
  • Certified Pre-Owned
  • Cruise Control
  • Daytime Running Lights
  • FWD
  • Fog Lamps
  • Hill Start Assist Control
  • Mirrors: Heated
  • Mirrors: Power
  • Power Door Locks
  • Power Steering
  • Power Windows
  • Premium Sound
  • Privacy Glass
  • Rollover Mitigation
  • Roof Rack
  • SiriusXM Satellite Radio
  • Stability Control
  • Steering Wheel Controls: Audio
  • Steering Wheel Controls: Other
  • Theft Recovery System
  • Tilt & Telescoping Wheel
  • Tire Pressure Monitoring System
  • Traction Control
  • Uconnect
  • Wheels: Aluminum/Alloy
  • Wheels: Premium

2nd Hand Cars - GLITTERS SHITTERS

BMW 535I Individual
$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Vivid Blue

Land rover Range$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Pearl white

Aston martin  DB9$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Mercedes AMG$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Audi RS7$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Jeep Compass$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

cARSalesWIZARD.COM

BMW 535I Individual
$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Vivid Blue

Land rover Range$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Pearl white

Aston martin  DB9$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Mercedes AMG$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Audi RS7$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Jeep Compass$49.999

Automatic Transmission  | Coupe

Feedback

John Doe -is an A.I. he could write wonderful feed back....................

................................if we let him

Tina Many -is an A.I. she could write

wonderful feed back....................

................................if we let her

Laura Hill -is also an A.I. she could write wonderful feed back.............
............. but it would be pork pies.

Emma Miller-is an A.I. perhaps one day. she will be replaced by a real human and that real human will  feed  back

Mark Melone-is an A.I. or a human whose face has become clip art, I don't, as such, know the truth.

Tony Lee Su- You guessed it, none of these faces are real, none of this feed back is real ... YET !